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2013-08-23 14:18:01 
  • -Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
  • -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
  • - Your place or mine?
  • - Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
  • HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
  • SHE: I must've been given your share.
  • HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
  • SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
  • HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
  • SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
  • HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
  • SHE: Okay, get out.
  • HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
  • SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
  • HE: Shall we go see a movie?
  • SHE: I've already seen it.
  • HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
  • SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
  • HE: Where have you been all my life?
  • SHE: Hiding from you.
  • HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
  • SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
  • -Did it hurt
  • -What when i fell from heaven?
  • -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down
  • HE: Is this seat empty?
  • SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
  • HE: So, what do you do for a living?
  • SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
  • -What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
  • -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
  • HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
  • SHE: Do not enter.
  • HE: Can I have your name?
  • SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
  • HE: Can I buy you a drink?
  • SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
  • He: Did it hurt?
  • She: Did what hurt?
  • He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.
  • -Go on,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
  • -Okay, get out.
  • - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
  • - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
  • - I'd like to call you. What's your number?
  • - It's in the phone book.
  • HE: I think I could make you very happy.
  • SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


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