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2013-08-22 09:50:46 
  • How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
  • I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
  • No need to Han Solo anymore. I'm here now.
  • Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
  • Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.
  • Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.
  • Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
  • You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!
  • I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
  • Want to create a disturbance in the force?
  • You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.
  • Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do
  • Let's become one with the Force.
  • I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
  • Why don't we go violate the Jedi Code?
  • with his light-saber? 
  • Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
  • I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
  • Urkuk lu Stalga. That's Klingon for "I love you baby."
  • Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
  • Yoda one for me.
  • Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?
  • Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
  • If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
  • I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
  • Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.
  • I want you to ride me like Luke rode his Taun-Taun.
  • We'll see who shoots first.
  • Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious.
  • I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
  • You're the Obi-wan for me.
  • I've got a Boba Fett-ish for you.
  • What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
  • Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
  • Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're 'the one'.


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