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Christmas pick up lines

2013-08-22 09:48:20 
  • Are you interested in seeing the 'North Pole'?
  • I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
  • Hey cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
  • What's the craziest thing you've ever done in a sleigh?
  • I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
  • That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
  • I know when you'we been bad or good.
  • Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
  • Christmas Pick Up Lines
  • You are what I want for Christmas.
  • I've got your stocking stuffer right here!
  • Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
  • What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?
  • Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
  • Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
  • Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
  • Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
  • I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
  • Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.
  • Would you like to learn a few "reindeer games?"
  • So, what will it be — naughty or nice?
  • I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
  • You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
  • Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
  • I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you
  • Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
  • Come sit on my lap. I've got a candy cane just for you.
  • What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • Wanna meet Santas little helper?
  • I can't wait to unwrap your present!
  • Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?)
  • Wanna play with my elf?
  • Some of my best toys run on batteries...
  • I've got something special in the sack for you!
  • I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
  • Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
  • Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole?"
  • He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
  • I've got you on my 'nice and naughty list!
  • Wow. I know what to write now. You are what I want for Christmas (deliver tongue in cheek)
  • Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (with a smirk)
  • How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?

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