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2013-08-22 09:47:01 
  • Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
  • Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
  • I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
  • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
  • You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
  • Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
  • I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
  • If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
  • We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
  • You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
  • Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
  • I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
  • Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
  • How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
  • My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
  • I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
  • You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
  • I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
  • If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
  • We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
  • You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
  • If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
  • Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
  • It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I'm going to make you sweat
  • If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential. (good old
  • You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
  • I also prefer my ribosomes bound…tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
  • You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
  • Right now we're just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
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  • Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
  • If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
  • Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
  • If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
  • Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
  • I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
  • Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

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