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2013-08-20 16:04:25 
  • Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne
  • Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
  • Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
  • Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
  • I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
  • If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
  • In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
  • It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
  • Let us let only latex stand between our love.
  • Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
  • Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
  • My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
  • I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
  • I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
  • My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
  • Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
  • That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
  • Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
  • Top quark or bottom quark?
  • Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
  • Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
  • Wanna couple our equations tonight?
  • You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
  • Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
  • If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
  • I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
  • Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
  • What's your resonance frequency?
  • When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
  • You and Me = Grand Unification
  • You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
  • Let's exchange fermions!
  • You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
  • You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
  • I'm like a Rubik's cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get.


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