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2013-08-20 15:11:32 
  • Hi Your hotter than a spent casing out of my gun are you drinking alone.
  • I'd like to kiss you, but then mother will have to wash my mouth out with soap and water. Again.
  • They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. They've obviously not tried using a meat cleaver through his ribcage.
  • Do you fear God? I ask because it is one of the criteria mother set out for any potential wife of mine.
  • Wanna be my girl? This would make you the first girlfriend I've had who wasn't a figment of my imagination.
  • Want to come back to the apartment...IN MY MIND!
  • Can I hold your hand? It's OK, we can leave it attached to your arm. FOR NOW!
  • Ah! Now that I have found you, I can cancel my Mail-order Thai bride.
  • Baby, I think you're my destiny! (You wish!) Hmm, now I think I'm your fate!
  • I'm throwing a house party....and the only person invited is you.
  • Call the cops...See Who Comes first.
  • I wanna eat your shit on bread!
  • I might look tough, but I have the heart of a child. At home. In a jar.
  • God told me you are the woman for me! (That's crazy!) God told me you would say that!
  • Your so hot and spicy You would make a great soup what your name.
  • Hi!!. your skin is so soft and bountiful it would make a nice mask.
  • I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity
  • Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
  • I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. 
  • You've got beautiful eyes. Can I have them?
  • Wanna go home and watch Scream 4 together? (No way!) Want me to follow you home and make Scream 5 together?
  • You look just like my mother. Except you're not carrying a bible and a whip.
  • The last time I saw a body like yours I was burying it in my basement.
  • This is the first time I've seen you in this club. I mostly see you from my vantage point in the bushes outside your house.
  • Can I buy you a drink, FB friend!? (We're not FB friends!) Yes we are! You probably don't recognise me because on FB I'm female and aged 18.
  • Want to know what I do for a living? (Sure, what?) Roofies! Eh, sorry...I mean, Roofing! I'm in construction.
  • Would you like to come back to my basement? Er, I mean, my apartment.
  • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
  • There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
  • You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
  • That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries
  • "I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..."
  • Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES


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