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2013-08-20 09:19:34 
  • Hi, I'm a math teacher and I like to get radical with you!
  • My love skill is a powerful and constant!
  • If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be ONE!
  • I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts..you look toned
  • You look like the type who enjoys a good mathematical problem… - You could follow up with some stupid maths question if you want.
  • You fasinate me even more than quantum physics. - Had moderate success with that one.
  • Hi, I was wondering if you could help me with my calculus coursework sometime? - Only use it an enviroment where she obviously couldn't help you. Don't say it to some random girl in a library!
  • I've got E=MC2 tatood on my backside, look, I'll prove it to you.
  • I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
  • Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
  • Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
  • Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded
  • You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
  • Why don't we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.
  • I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations...
  • You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
  • Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1
  • I would really like to bisect your angle.
  • My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always increasing.
  • What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one.
  • If you don't want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
  • Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)
  • Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
  • Can I explore your mean value?
  • Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
  • I 1-sin(theta) you.
  • My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
  • Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nominal?
  • I wish I was your differential because then I'd be touching all your curves.
  • If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be ONE!
  • I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!
  • Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) -->9
  • You and I add up better than a riemann sum
  • I 1-sin(theta) you
  • I think if you and I had Hex we'd be a perfect OA


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