Math pick up lines 
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 Hi, I'm a math teacher and I like to get radical with you!
 My love skill is a powerful and constant!
 If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be ONE!
 I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts..you look toned
 You look like the type who enjoys a good mathematical problem…  You could follow up with some stupid maths question if you want.
 You fasinate me even more than quantum physics.  Had moderate success with that one.
 Hi, I was wondering if you could help me with my calculus coursework sometime?  Only use it an enviroment where she obviously couldn't help you. Don't say it to some random girl in a library!
 I've got E=MC2 tatood on my backside, look, I'll prove it to you.
 I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
 Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
 Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
 Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded
 You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
 Why don't we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.
 I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations...
 You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
 Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
 If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1
 I would really like to bisect your angle.
 My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always increasing.
 What's your sine? The sine^(1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one.
 If you don't want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
 Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)
 Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
 Can I explore your mean value?
 Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
 I 1sin(theta) you.
 My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
 Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nominal?
 I wish I was your differential because then I'd be touching all your curves.
 If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be ONE!
 I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!
 Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the xaxis + then reflection about the yaxis) >9
 You and I add up better than a riemann sum
 I 1sin(theta) you
 I think if you and I had Hex we'd be a perfect OA
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