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2013-08-19 09:42:58 
  • If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
  • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
  • I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  • Wanna go halves on a bastard??? (Non-serious)
  • You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
  • I'll be your slave tonight.
  • Can you show me how to pick a ripe melon? (in the grocery store)
  • Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
  • What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?
  • Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
  • If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
  • Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
  • Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
  • If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
  • You're like a prize winning fish... I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.
  • Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
  • I never imagine I will have the chance to ask you out and here I am now – would you like to go out with me?  This pick-up line does not contain any flattering words; however it reflects the guy's sincerity to ask her out. And hoping that the girl would say yes and finally go out with him.
  • I have admired so many things about you, if you go out with me; I will surely love to tell you about them. This will raise the girl's curiosity about what could be the things that you find attractive in her. You are most likely to get a positive response when you use this pick-up line for girls.
  • You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there. A woman would feel flattered hearing this. Being compared Miss Universe contestant will make her smile.
  • I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
  • I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you.
  • If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
  • Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in... - what a classic
  • Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
  • Your skin is so creamy I bet you never even had a zit on your ass.
  • Do you want to go to breakfast? (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"
  • When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  • I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
  • Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  • The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
  • You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."


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