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2013-08-19 09:40:31 
  • What was that? "That sound." "It was the sound of my heart breaking."
  • I need your help. I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
  • Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
  • Do you like jewels? Well suck my cock, it's a GEM.
  • Hi, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you.
  • Hey honey, I got money!
  • Hi. I work at yellow pages. How is it that I have all the numbers but yours missing?
  • drink, getting me drunk and take advantage of me?
  • Somehow calls you Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.
  • Do you mind if you keep this hand to me while I do a walk in the park?
  • Hi, you want to see what beautiful ceiling I have home?
  • Give it to me your phone number that I'll give it back!
  • Be different! Tell me yes!
  • You give me some coins? I promised my mom I'll call when I fall in love ..
  • Do you have a map with you? I think I got lost in your eyes ..
  • “Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?”
  • “My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?”
  • I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
  • Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] Well, you sure know how to raise cocks…
  • Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
  • My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
  • That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
  • Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out.
  • Forget playing doctor – that's for kids. Let's play gynecologist.
  • Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
  • Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
  • Shag me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
  • Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
  • I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
  • Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
  • Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [What?] My zipper.
  • That outfit would look great…in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
  • I hope you know CPR, baby, because you take my breath away.
  • Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
  • How about a pizza and a shag? What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
  • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • Wanna play carnival? Sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
  • I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

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