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2013-08-18 10:18:36 
  • You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
  • Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.
  • Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
  • Lets get together and test the spring potential of my mattress...
  • I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  • You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
  • If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  • I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  • Baby, you overclock my processor.
  • Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
  • You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.
  • If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
  • Hi, I'm Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
  • I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
  • Hey baby, can I see what's under your radical?
  • If I were an integral, I'd fill you up.
  • I'm a fermata... hold me
  • Did you just combust?? Because you're HOT!
  • By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
  • It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
  • Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
  • What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1
  • If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
  • You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
  • You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
  • When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
  • Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
  • If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1
  • You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force
  • If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.
  • Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
  • If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
  • I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
  • If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
  • Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it.
  • Let's meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

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