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2013-08-18 10:18:36 
  • Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
  • Baby, baby, I'm fallin' in love, fallin' in love again.
  • That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too.
  • "I'm going to pull back your shattered self, I'm going to feed your madness, I'm going to fill you in."
  • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
  • I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  • Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
  • Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
  • Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
  • You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
  • Don't let me be the one that got away!
  • People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?
  • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
  • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
  • Your name must be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
  • Do you come here often?
  • Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of
  • Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
  • Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
  • I'm a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
  • Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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