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2013-08-16 16:15:02 
  • Are you the girl from my future?
  • Coast Guard regulations, Miss - I have to inspect you for sand mites. (on the beach)
  • Would you like to get Chinese food (or Mexican or Italian or sushi) with me?
  • Oh, I'm having that dream again!
  • Did you drop this? (Hold out a dollar or a pen.)
  • Have you planned our wedding yet?
  • Do you like to cuddle?
  • If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
  • Do you know how to use a whip?
  • Donna Summer wrote a song about you – "Hot Stuff."
  • Were you in the high school band?
  • Were you ever a cheerleader?
  • Are you the man (woman) of my dreams?
  • O.K. you can kiss me later, but don't tell anybody.
  • (for Catholic high-school kids) You look fab in that plaid jumper!
  • (for Catholics and Episcopalians in church) Confess here often?
  • I just won the lottery! (Reply) No, I just met you!
  • My life is so sad and lonley (why) because your not in it
  • Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart
  • If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
  • I'm not drunk, baby…I'm just intoxicated by you.
  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
  • Are you ok? Because heaven is a long fall from here…
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!
  • Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
  • Do you have a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes.
  • Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.
  • Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and thank her.
  • I'm new in town…can you give me the direction to your apartment?
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  • There must be something wrong with my eyes…I can't take them off you.
  • I must be lost. I thought paradise wasn't on earth.
  • So did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • You dropped something…my jaw!
  • Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It has got to be illegal to look that good.
  • You might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
  • Say didn’t we go to different schools at the same time?
  • Hi! Are you here to meet a nice man (or woman)? Or will I do?

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