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2013-08-16 16:13:09 
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
  • Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
  • Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
  • Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
  • I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
  • Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
  • If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
  • You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
  • Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
  • I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button
  • Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.
  • Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
  • I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  • Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
  • Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
  • I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
  • You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
  • My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
  • You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
  • Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
  • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  • You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
  • You got something on your chest: my eyes
  • Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
  • Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
  • Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
  • Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
  • Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.


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