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2013-08-16 16:12:04 
  • They call me coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night!
  • I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
  • I don't know much about pies but damn you make my banana cream.
  • I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  • You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
  • Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
  • Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
  • "I'm gay. Think you can convert me?"
  • "All those curves and me with no brakes."
  • Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
  • Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
  • What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
  • I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
  • Are you leaving the country? Because you're packing a lot of ass.
  • Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
  • I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  • Pardon me miss, is that semen in your hair?
  • I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips...and then move up to your belly button.
  • I get the feeling you're sweet. Howbout giving me a taste...
  • Your daddy must be a baker, ‘cuz you've got an amazing set of buns.
  • Let's play midget boxing. You get down on your knees, and give me a couple of blows.
  • So are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
  • So do ya wanna see something really swell?
  • Is your ass from McDonalds? Because I'm Lovin It!
  • Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
  • Let's subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs, and multiply.
  • That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
  • Wanna play war? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
  • Are you a lumberjack, honey? Because you're giving me some serious wood...
  • Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cuz I would LOVE to tap that ass...
  • I'm like domino's pizza, if I dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.
  • Why don't you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.
  • If I were an astronaut, my first mission would be to Uranus.
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  • You know what would look good on you? Me.
  • Hey, I was about to go jerk off and I needed a name to go with your face.
  • Pardon me miss, do you give blow jobs to strangers? (No.) OK then, let me introduce myself…
  • Nice legs, what time do they open?
  • My love for you is like diarrhea…I just can't hold it in.

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