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2013-08-14 18:10:09 
  • Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • "Hey, do you have a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes…"
  • I think you're cute, but this is not going to work if you can't find a belt to match your shoes!
  • I know somebody who likes you a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you who it is.
  • "Baby, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all night!"
  • You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong. 
  • Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
  • Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
  • You're the hottest thing since sunburns. 
  • I'll offer you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle…
  • Did they just take you out of the oven? Cause boy, you're hot. 
  • I read palms. It says you're gonna call me soon.
  • Can I have a picture of you? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. 
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again? 
  • Did they just take you out of the oven? Boy, you're hot.
  • I need some air, cause you just took my breath away! 
  • Either my eyes need checking or you're the best looking guy I've seen all week.
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't seem to take them off of you. 
  • (If a man is staring, go up to him and say) Well. Do you want to go out or not?
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  • I bet you're gonna be the next burger at McDonalds, and you'll be called Mcgorgeous!
  • POOF! (What are you doing?) I'm here, your genie, I'll grant your wish to be my girlfriend.
  • Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you can steal mine.
  • [guy is too chicken to ask] Well, are you going to ask me out or what? My friends are starting to think you're gay. 
  • Excuse me; there is something in your eye.  Oh, nope, it's just a sparkle.
  • You've been a bad girl these past few days. Go to my room!
  • You look like a real man, want to prove it? 
  • Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?
  • Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend…
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a girlfriend?
  • Dinner at my place? I'll cook. I make a mean margarita pizza. 
  • My hands are cold. May I stick them down your pants to warm them?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. 
  • You must be a prizefighter. One look at you, and I'm knocked out.


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