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2013-08-14 16:43:20 
  • Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
  • Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
  • If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
  • You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  • Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? 
  • Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart. 
  • Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
  • Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
  • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  • Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
  • Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  • You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen 
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me! 
  • There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look. 
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!


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