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2013-08-27 10:08:27 
  • Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
  • If I was your brother incest would be cool.
  • Do you like blueberries or strawberries better? Because I need to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning!
  • Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
  • You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
  • What winks and f*cks like a tiger? *wink*
  • Hey baby, lets go camping. I'll supply the pork and beans.
  • My name's (state your name). That's so you know what to scream.
  • Lets play house.... you be the wife and I'll be the husband and we can have children.
  • Even if you were a board game, I wouldn't play you.
  • If you were god and I was the devil I'd make amends with you.
  • I wanna be your monkey wrench.
  • You must be a switch because baby you turn me on!
  • Lets play telephone - I'll pick you up, we'll talk for a while, and then I'll SLAM you down!!
  • Can I sleep in your bed??
  • Baby, I must be a scary movie because I can make you scream all night.
  • Oh look I found you. [What??] You know what they say, finders keepers!
  • Have you ever heard of that quote "do or die"? Well lets be risky -- lets do it and see if we die.
  • Hey, lets just lose the pickup line - and find my bed.
  • Can you be my sheets?
  • Wanna be in a commercial with me? Ever heard of Trojans?
  • Let's skip the foreplay and just get down to business.
  • Yo momma must've not wiped her ass, cause you da shit!
  • (Drop a packet of sugar on the floor by him/her. Pick it up and say:) You dropped your name tag.
  • Your name must be bunny because you look so sweet.
  • If you were bees I'd rub honey all over myself and wait for you to come and find me.
  • Your Snap and Crackle makes me Pop.
  • Are you a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
  • Is your father a thief? Because he must have stole the stars to put in your eyes.
  • If you were my dog the first trick I'd teach you would be sit.... on me.
  • Have you been drinking juice? Because you're veryfine.
  • Hey pretty lady, I wish I were some sort of astronaut so I could crawl into your black hole.
  • I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.
  • Damn, baby. You're so fine. I wanna pour milk over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
  • I ran out of viagra. Can I use you?
  • I'm Doctor Lover. Open your blouse and say "aaaaaaa."
  • Your name must be candy because you look so sweet.


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