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2013-08-27 10:07:28 
  • Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?
  • I may not be able to knock bottom, but I'll scrape the shit out of the sides!
  • Are you O.K.? because it's a long fall from heaven.
  • I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women!
  • Hey baby, got any cavities?
  • Are you a model?
  • Call me, but if another chick (or guy) answers, hang up.
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • You're ugly, but you interest me.
  • For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
  • I live with my mom, but she doesn't care when my other friends come over to play naked Super Saiyan. Lights out by 9 and we must be asleep by 9:30.
  • Is that your sister? She has really big ta-ta's for a fourteen-year old.
  • Beer can be a real miracle drug. I couldn't control my herpes without it.
  • I'm so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started using Viagra, and I've been wanting to see how well it works.
  • There's a bed in my van.
  • (For high-school kids) Do you ever ditch school?
  • Do you sleep naked?
  • (To a man) I think I'm a Lesbian.
  • (To a woman) I'm bisexual.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm really horny, let's go and screw.
  • (Man to woman) What's your favorite color? (Reply) Mine's boobs!
  • I'm very religious and have been praying to god to meet a hot girl, finally he answered my prayers.
  • Hey baby, wanna arm wrestle? Her: No! You: That's cool, I'll settle for a kiss!
  • My girlfriend is going to be really pissed I met you!
  • (To a man) I think I'm a Lesbian.
  • Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?
  • Your eyes are all red, my favorite color.
  • I have an "owie" on my _(body part)__. Will you kiss it and make it better?
  • You are so skinny that I bet you can disappear by turning sideways.
  • I wore my best clothes tonight and you still haven't introduced yourself, huh!?
  • Do you have an inhaler? Her: Why/What? You: Well you took my breath away.
  • I'm glad we're going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama.
  • (For high-school kids) Do you ever ditch school?
  • Should I trust you? Her: Yes/No/Maybe/What? You: Well can I trust you to love me forever.
  • (hand her your phone) Her: Why are you giving me your phone? You: Gosh you're stupid. You're supposed to put you phone number in it!
  • I was thinking of using a stupid chat up line to try and talk to you, but then I thought better, I'd use an awesome one……..Hi!
  • Wanting to kiss you reminds me of diarrhea, I can't do anything to stop it.
  • Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?


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