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2013-08-26 16:29:37 
  • Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • Wow. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
  • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  • I feel like Richard Gere, and I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
  • Can I have directions? "To where?" To your heart.
  • Inheriting one million dollars means so little when you have a weak heart.
  • Are you sure you're wearing make-up?
  • Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming.
  • Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  • Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
  • Hi, I'm [name], how do you like me so far?
  • Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
  • You must be a heck of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
  • If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call Fine Print!
  • You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.
  • I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart.
  • Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
  • I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?
  • Hey baby what's your sign?
  • So... How am I doin'?
  • Can I flirt with you?
  • Where have you been all my life?
  • Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
  • I'm sorry, were you talking to me? "No." Well then, please start.
  • Do you think I need my library card? Cause I'm checking you out.
  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
  • You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
  • I lost my phone number can i borrow yours?
  • Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
  • Excuse me, do you live around here often?
  • I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
  • Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
  • Do you like raisins? How about a date?
  • If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?
  • I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!

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