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2013-08-26 11:06:35 
  • Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.
  • Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
  • Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
  • I feel like Richard Gere; I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
  • I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
  • "So what do you do?"
  • "What's a nice girl like you doing at a place like this?"
  • "Hi I am hitting on you."
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  • Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
  • You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear.
  • You make me go crazy for Cocoa Puffs.
  • Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
  • I'll go out with your best friend's best friend if you go out with my best friend's best friend.
  • Are you a parking ticket, cause you have fine written all over you.
  • I wish you were a bag of skittles because Id love to taste your rainbow.
  • Go up to a good-looking girl and say: "I'm in the process of creating a singles ad and I would like to take your measurements to put down as my dream girl's figure requirements.
  • "When I was little, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a big Johnson, or a good memory. I forgot what I answered."
  • What I lack in appearance, I make up for with enthusiasm/talent...
  • If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
  • "So how am I doing today?"
  • I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
  • I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much did you drink?
  • You must be the reason for global warming because your hot.
  • It's times like this, I wish I was a swizzle stick.
  • Do you believe at love at first sight or do you want me to walk past again."
  • Talking to a girl who is just leaving: "Hey you forgot something." When she turns around and asks what, you just say "ME."
  • Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying.
  • You're like milk, i want to make you a part of my complete breakfast
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you.
  • I don't normally use pick up lines, but ____(insert any of the above).
  • Roses are red, some socks are black, can I be your daddy mac?
  • I stepped in a puddle of love, and you got all over me.
  • Do you know how to use a whip?
  • I have only three months to live. ..

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