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2013-08-25 11:09:15 
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • Do you have band aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you?
  • Haven't we met before? Oh now I remember! You are the girl of my dreams!
  • Can I get a picture with you? So we can be developed.
  • Are you a teacher? Because I want you to teach me how to love.
  • I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • You're like an optical illusion. You make all other women in the room disappear.
  • You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
  • So, tell me about yourself - your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number...
  • Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  • You know, that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap beside my bed.
  • I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
  • Can I flirt with you?
  • Can I sit beside you during our examination? Because I feel perfect when I am next to you.
  • Do you have a license? Because you are driving me crazy.
  • Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
  • Excuse me, can I borrow your cell? It's an emergency my mom told me to call her the first time I fell in love.
  • There seems to be something wrong with my phone. Can you call it to see if it rings?
  • Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • "Giant polar bear!" Well, it's an icebreaker
  • It's incredible, you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  • Hello, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
  • Do you work in mental hospital? Because you are driving me nuts.
  • Are you a Ferris wheel? Because you make my world go round.
  • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
  • I wish you were my false teeth, because I want to be with you all the time.
  • I want to play football. Because I want to have the chance to score a goal in your heart.
  • I wish I was a prisoner, Because I want to get imprisoned in your heart.
  • Are you a radio? Because your voice is music to my ears.
  • I feel like you are sun. Because you are the sunshine of my life.
  • What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
  • Are you food, water or air? Because I cannot live without you.
  • Are you dandruff? Because I can't get rid of you in my head.
  • Yes, you look like my second wife! And I've only been married once!
  • I wouldn't mind paying for your tuition fee, as long as you promise to learn how to love me.


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