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2013-08-23 14:23:27 
  • If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.
  • Is your name google? (Why?) Because you have exactly what I'm looking for!
  • You have nice syntax.
  • want to go all the way with you.
  • Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen."
  • Did you just combust?? Because you're HOT!
  • I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
  • Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded...
  • If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.
  • If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
  • Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod...
  • Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
  • Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress...
  • I less than three you...(i Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
  • You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
  • I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
  • I'm overheating because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
  • You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
  • Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt.
  • Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...
  • I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
  • Hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod...
  • Baby I just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you're sooo hot my screen melted.
  • You're as sweet at 3.14.
  • Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.
  • Excuse me ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
  • Let's discover our coefficient of friction.
  • By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
  • Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
  • You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron...
  • I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  • Baby, you overclock my processor.
  • I wanna stick to you like glue-cose.
  • Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation...
  • You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile.)
  • When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
  • At absolute zero, you would still move me.

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