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2013-08-23 14:21:03 
  • Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
  • I don't like playing games and I hate pick up lines, so I'm just going to ask. Do you like sex?
  • Are you lost ma'am? Because Heaven is a long way from here.
  • Can I see your tan lines?
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  • Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • Besides this one, what's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Excuse me. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
  • Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
  • Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • Are you religious? 'Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • I was blinded by your beauty So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
  • Got two nipples for a dime?
  • Have we met before? Didn't we start a family together?
  • I wonder what our children will look like.
  • Do you want to see something swell?
  • Is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  • Excuse me, but I think it's time we met.
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to Heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and Heaven has been brought to me.
  • Do you know me from somewhere?
  • I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
  • You look a lot like my next girlfriend
  • Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
  • Are you Natasha, my contact?
  • Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business.
  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (Hold up a mirror)
  • Be unique and different, just say yes.
  • Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you choose "Do Hi, my name is (your name). How am I doing so far?
  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?


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