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14 funny pick up lines of the day

2013-09-29 11:06:41 

14 funny pick up lines of the day

Did you fart, because you blew me away.

Are you parents retarded, because you are so special.

My love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.

Do you have a library card, because I want to check you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is  only a light switch away.

Man-Fat Penguin! Woman - What? Man - I just wanted is say something that break the ice.

I may not be Fred Fintstone, but I bet I can make you bed rock.

I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he wnt into this cheap motel room.

Your eyes are as blue as window clearer.

If you're going to regrat this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

If you nwere a McDonald's burger, I would call you McBeatiful...



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